Brandon Olsen


cophate:

Hi!! im tesla, im a 16 year old trans girl. I am also lower class and currently living in a motel room with my dad. we need money to save up to get into a real house, and i need money so i can start transitioning! (Buying clothes, hormones, makeup, etc)
i make music, i have a makeshift studio in my motel room, where ive recorded different rappers and produced a lot of instrumentals. i mostly do hip hop and trap stuff, but i can do pretty much any genre within reason.
my prices are pictured in the photo above, but i can do discounts if you are hard up on money as well! my prices are very cheap compared to other music commissions ive seen, and i would really appreciate if you helped me out!
you can send me an ask regarding a commission, or an email at teslageyer@gmail.com
even if you cant commission me, i would appreciate signal boosts for this post so your friends and followers can see it! thank you!!! <3

maybe when i get my first paycheck i can make tesla’s life hell by commissioning 30 short messy tunes with the requirement that they each sample a unique line from shrek 2 +

cophate:

Hi!! im tesla, im a 16 year old trans girl. I am also lower class and currently living in a motel room with my dad. we need money to save up to get into a real house, and i need money so i can start transitioning! (Buying clothes, hormones, makeup, etc)

i make music, i have a makeshift studio in my motel room, where ive recorded different rappers and produced a lot of instrumentals. i mostly do hip hop and trap stuff, but i can do pretty much any genre within reason.

my prices are pictured in the photo above, but i can do discounts if you are hard up on money as well! my prices are very cheap compared to other music commissions ive seen, and i would really appreciate if you helped me out!

you can send me an ask regarding a commission, or an email at teslageyer@gmail.com

even if you cant commission me, i would appreciate signal boosts for this post so your friends and followers can see it! thank you!!! <3

maybe when i get my first paycheck i can make tesla’s life hell by commissioning 30 short messy tunes with the requirement that they each sample a unique line from shrek 2

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asgardshipster replied to your video
THIS VIDEO IS PRIVATE

damn we lost a great part of internet history today
(it was an official, microsoft funded parody of sexy and i know it made to promote the surface 3)




sexism of the day

I tried to explain why the new Thor makes sense to some people and the opposition’s argument eventually broke down to something along the lines of “Thor can’t be a woman because Thor is a man’s name” and that I couldn’t understand because I am a now-female castrated dog

So that’s nice

I feel nice

Nice



#food #wine #vscocam (at Kurant Wine Bar &amp; Kitchen) +

#food #wine #vscocam (at Kurant Wine Bar & Kitchen)




baby's first words

  • baby:d-d-da..
  • father:daddy?
  • baby:dada /ˈdɑːdɑː/ or Dadaism was an art movement of the European avant-garde in the early 20th century. Many claim Dada began in Zurich, Switzerland in 1916, spreading to Berlin shortly thereafter but the height of New York Dada was the year before, in 1915.[1] To quote Dona Budd's The Language of Art Knowledge,
  • Dada was born out of negative reaction to the horrors of World War I. This international movement was begun by a group of artists and poets associated with the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich. Dada rejected reason and logic, prizing nonsense, irrationality and intuition. The origin of the name Dada is unclear; some believe that it is a nonsensical word. Others maintain that it originates from the Romanian artists Tristan Tzara's and Marcel Janco's frequent use of the words "da, da," meaning "yes, yes" in the Romanian language. Another theory says that the name "Dada" came during a meeting of the group when a paper knife stuck into a French-German dictionary happened to point to 'dada', a French word for 'hobbyhorse'.[2]
  • The movement primarily involved visual arts, literature, poetry, art manifestoes, art theory, theatre, and graphic design, and concentrated its anti-war politics through a rejection of the prevailing standards in art through anti-art cultural works. In addition to being anti-war, Dada was also anti-bourgeois and had political affinities with the radical left.





Historians are funny. This guy in this documentary just gave this long explanation of “metal grilles used to fortify the walls of underground bunkers”.

Rebar. He was showing us a piece of rebar.



Crips gang pledges to aid New Jersey Police →

ricflairsniece:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

djbellybella:

are you fuckin kidding me rn

THIS THE MOST IMPORTANT PEICE OF JOURNALISM IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN IF YALL DONT READ I SWEAR IMMA DELETE YALL BLOGS

Son.

"They have not said no yet"

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